☆keireaの遊び場と夢の土地！

i know its time for me to sleep. but i just viewed someone’s blog and im here to confirmed sth. u guys know about the campus relationship going on in school right? the who and the who.. aiya, u guys know de lor, that who and that who… they married le! really married liao. 结婚! damn it, if i ever reveal the names of the teahcers, i surely kena black listed. nvm, pm me, i sure tell u PLUS i give u link of that someone’s blog. PS: that someone is 100% credible, coz he’s a teacher too.

and im here to do a small quiz. from joel yow’s blog. and his blog got a list of jokes, damn funny. i told some to zixuan, edison, yucheng and sq. all laughed like dunno wad shit. go see.

EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: forgotten sia, wth.
FIRST SCHOOL: kindergarden, at yishun blk 794 level 1. now still have sia, im gonna send my children there.
FIRST CELL PHONE: Motorola, damn retro, got antenna de leh!
FIRST FUNERAL: 10years old, grandpa. took 1week’s leave and go Msia for the funeral. then that period was SARS period wor, then school mates tot i tio SARS. wth~ seriously.
FIRST PET: fish bah, dad is a fish fanatic.
FIRST BIG TRIP: stupid question, Msia lar. i only been to Msia b4 -.-
FIRST FIGHT: none, can start anything. any volunteer?
FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: forgot sia, but now Jannette Aw. that little nyonya, wth. i cant believe that i watched that show PLUS i find her chio. kill me please. and i like 陈法拉, 杨怡, 胡定欣 (hongkong actresses), ERIKA TODA, AYUMI JIEJIE a lot lar, all celebrities.
FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: damn it, stop asking about countries lar. I ONLY BEEN TO MSIA and I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT NO MONEY OKAY!
FIRST JOB: now is student lar. but im gonna make my first and last job a teacher.
FIRST MYSPACE FRIEND: wth, myspace? i dun even use friendster often.

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS:

LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED: cant rmb, like no hug? can be now too. any volunteers? chio + hot + sexy + cute de, all come.
LAST CAR RIDE: i dun care, i wanna mention that BUS RIDE instead. friday 28 NOVEMBER 2008. fuking bus ride from Changi Airport to Khatib Mrt Station. wad the fuk, that ride is my worst bus ride ever. made me damn dizzy and car sick. felt like vomiting thru out. getting off the bus was nothing felt much better.
LAST TIME YOU CRIED: this quiz is becoming more and more lame. later got one question call last time u ‘M’? haha. eh, i forgot when i cried. even have, i will tell u meh?
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: WORLD TRADE CENTER
LAST FOOD YOU ATE: curry chicken, mum’s kitchen recipe. =)
LAST ITEM BOUGHT: prawn noodle, lunch today. (damn lame quiz right?)
LAST SHIRT WORN: this is the lamest question so far. im wearing now a hangten teeshirt. so i need to take it off so i can successfully answer this question? ok fine, *taking it off…* HANG TEN TEESHIRT!!!
LAST PHONE CALL: steve irwin, help him install FM09. currently the best game on earth.
LAST TEXT MESSAGE: by DON, about 2 star kayaking.
LAST KISS: ask someone kiss me now and i can successfully answer this question. wth~ same thing, hot + sexy + cute + chio all come.
LAST THING YOU TOUCHED: THE LAMEST QUESTION AWARD (the one on teeshirt de) IS REPLACED BY THIS. wth, i have been doing this quiz, wad else can i touch? a condom isit? of coz is KEYBOARD LAR! walao eh~
LAST FUNERAL: beloved uncle, this year april.
LAST TIME AT THE MALL: friday, bowling after that kovan mall.
LAST TIME YOU WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: this afternoon, porn videos. just kidding, eh, GUESS X3. jacky wu is forever funnaye~
LAST PERSON YOU SAW: 2seconds ago i saw my bro, sitting next to me, using com. quite lame question too.
LAST THING YOU DRANK: water. VODA VODA, water for life~
LAST PERSON THAT BROKE YOUR HEART: nobody can penetrate thru my skin and rid cage with a hammer and smashed it.
LAST TIME YOU WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: forgotten coz im quite cheerful. but now if someone gave me 4 tickets (my family) and an Ipop, i will be happy for sure. haha, sry im materialistic.

anyone bored can try this quiz. beware, its abit lame.

around 1 more month to the end of holiday. 1 month, say long not long. say short not short. and im gonna start mugging liao. revised weak subjects and streghted abit better subjects. wait, i got good subjects meh? haha~ aiya, wadever it is, i need to study liao. this holiday total 8weeks. half gone, means i spend 4 weeks doing useless things. like wad, FM-ing, FIFA-ing, RA-ing (RA is red alert, not restricted artists) and gamings lar. sad, now need to make good use liao. and 1 more thing, adjust my lifestyle back to normal. i have been sleeping like 5am+ in the morning and waking up at earliest 1pm+. im not exaggerating. u guys 3am come msn, i will be there. watching HEI SE HUI, FM-ing, LISTEN MUSIC, do USELESS things. i really wonder how i spend my time. haha~

k, 3+ liao. i shall try to make myself tired by pumping. eh, i pump every night de okay! but still, didnt tired myself out. k bye.

CLARENCE CHIA! happy trip to taiwan. take care and take photos. come back haolian to me also can. taiwan is just a place i longed to go okay!

FOOTBALL MANAGER 2009, FOR THE WIN! i wont type ‘FTW’, coz ppl will misunderstand it as ‘fuck the world’.. oh well~ FOR THE WIN! in FM08, i used manutd.. and its not as challenging as now. now, NEWCASTLE!!! nice team, dun have to worry for their defence.

im at season 09/10 liao. 2nd season. i won the league in 08/09, because i saved game for the last 3 matches and replayed them until i win it. scraped through, overtake manutd 2points. hehe, im the champ! so season2, im quite rich. transfer budget was generously 38million pound, plus i sold players, plus i adjust my wages budgets, so i got quite a lot. (not as much as mancity though, they are gay)

screenshots..

miguel veloso, must buy. can be regarded as the best midfield in FM09. the stats tell you everything… expensive though, but can pay by installment. definitely worthy.

Oscar Cardozo, number1 striker for my team. his speed is slow, but it is definitely not a problem. coz i told him not to ‘Run With Ball’ and attempt ‘Long Shot’ often. look at his LONG SHOT stats. dun get shocked.

Fazio, forum people say good. so i bought him. expensive though, 21m pound and i bought him on straight cash, since his release clauses is 21m. so yea, got him. his stats are good, young.

Joe Mattock. he can become world class defender. cheap, but i bought him in season2, so abit cashy.. but i think he and rafael can make good pair in the future.

transfer summary 08/09. for LC to see (haolian to him too)

transfer summary 09/10. for LC to see (haolian to him too)

my team! season 09/10. im first, because i only played first 3 matches in the season, season just began. haha~

for those gamers using 2nd/3rd class teams, dun worry. just press on for season1. season1 u performed good good, season2 the budget will be quite generous. and.. adjust the wages budgets, since the wages budget always too much to spend. (if u cant buy players, u need the wages for wad?!) and because of FM09, i love NEWCASTLE!!!!

the above transfers are 100% non-cheat. i didnt create a 2nd user and accept the bid, mind you! 1st, u must SCOUT that player. see if that player is interested to join u and usually your SCOUT will tell u how much u shd bid to buy his service. if the players got no intention to join ur team, dun even bid for them. even if the team accept ur bid, the player wont accept ur contract. dun waste ur time. then u must interact with the players and show ur interest. make them hesistant. then, bid for them. if u are low on budget, like newcastle for season1 (only 8m pound, buy wad fuk?), u can use installments. hehe~ maybe u can just sign some unattached players by just offering them contract, or players that are transfer-listed.

im glad, my newcastle is doing fine. hope i wont get sacked. and u know wad, CR and ROONEY is extremely interested to join my team, im not kidding. but too bad, manutd refused to release them due to their importance to team. i bid like 50million (plus installments), still kena rejected. but nvm, let them be in manutd, so i got a challenging rival. and chelsea is ubber suck, 8th in leauge last season. arsenal really got lots of talented youngsters. i bid for walcott, ramsey. both rejected (of coz, who will sell talented boys).

thats all, long post. hand pain liao.

hey guys! recently i’ve been watching movies, not in the cinema (SG movie tickets so damn exp, please lor) but in my computer.

‘Super Size Me’. this is a documentary based movie. i think its very famous in 2004, 4years ago. this man, directed the film and he’s the main character. basically he went on an experiment: 30 days of McDonalds and nothing else. for 30 days, all his 3 meals are from McDonalds, no more. his aim is to somehow prove that too much of fast-food isnt that good. 30days and he puts on 11.5kg. wow, plus high blood pressure and a lot of others minor/ major illnesses. good film, make me dare not eat Mac. after watching this, i didnt dare to try the Mega McSpicy which i desired. this show really made it, to educate ppl against fast food. haha.

‘The Dark Knight’. well, many of my friends find it brilliant. but hmm, i think its just so-so. not say best movie of the year in my opinion, coz i think that the ending is seriously too abrupt and i didnt get the idea for the conclusion. but eh, overall its cool. the batpod (the batman’s bike) is damn cool, with massive wheels. and hmm, the Joker is far too disgusting. after watching this show, then i knew that actually Joker’s smile is scar… wtf~ his dad like ripped his mouth apart. yucks, damn disgusting.

‘World Trade Center’. disaster film, based on true story of the 911 attack. nice show, nicholas cage. very nicely depicted. quite touching too lar. u guys got chance must wach this, but i think its a 2year old film, so channel5 may air it any time soon. u know, ch5 always show movies that are at least 2 year old. rofl.

side track. wow, Yishun’s Northpoint is now such a nice place. after the openning of the new wing at the side of northpoint. which is also called northpoint i think -.- haha. very crowded, new shops, library shifted there, air con vcold, light vbright. just came back with my family, ate at the hongkong cafe at the level1. not bad seh, very prominent cafe. good service, economic price. can try lar. rofl.

side track. channelU is gonna show lots of nice/new drama series. and im damn shocked that they gonna show 不良笑花 soooo soon on 3rd December. i think i will watch it, featuring 楊丞琳. and a korean drama series NEW HEART, which is hmm about doctors and hospitals. heard of this show b4 last time, quite popular. haha, finally.

ya thats it. bye

today is kindda sucky day for me. slept at 4am in the morning which resulted me getting late for meeting with my friends. supposed to meet zixin, guochuan at amk at 10.15am. and wtf, i woke up exactly at 10.15am and i didnt wake up naturally, its zixin’s sms which wake me up. man, im damn loser. 2nd time late for LAN meeting. so i went raiders mayself, and bloodyhell i went a big whole round then reach. hard to find sia~ went bentley’s house next. didnt find anymore porn history/ cookies this time. maybe he learned smart and deleted them off. thats the way dude.

side track. NARIKO got into finals, woot. okay lar, she’s pretty lar. confirm win, CONFIRM.

side track. i think i know the secret behind BENTLEY’s CS. one of them is to change the cross-hair to SMALL. man, bong’s simply god. but he got a lot of tricks lar, just that he dun wanna share. damn it, rofl.

side track. this holiday is really slacky for me. i need to start exercising liao, even edison went for gym 3 times a week. man, i really need to do sth. i promised myself, im gonna run 2.4km everyday. thats basic requirement, sit-up, chin-up and push ups will come next. i can feel fats flowing in my vessels liao. real bad sia.

shdnt drank coffee just now. i really wanna sleep early and wake up early for jogging tmr. shit it. im gonna wake up like 1pm tmr again.

kk bye.

ok fine, thanks huiyang for ur enlightening japanese lesson. im sure if i dont thank him, u will spam more jap information on my tagboard. haha, am i right?

TOPIC 1
and i suddenly become a fan of WONDER GIRLS. yes no doubt, the 5 ladies (or maybe girls, coz average like 18 yrs old) which are SHANQUAN’s wives. i watched their MV coz my bro was watching on youtube. and i heard the song ‘NOBODY’ and its freaky freaky nice. so i watched the MV too, plus a lot of LIVE PERFORMANCE by them, singing NOBODY. they have lots of LIVE PERFORMANCE, a lot really. each performance wears different dress, damn cool. i think i watch like 20 times of their dance liao, coz i wanan listen to NOBODY. i believe i memorised 20% of their dance steps for NOBODY. but now, i got their album! still finding the previous 3 albums… anyway, im sure SHANQUAN wanna share his wives to me. (man he got 5 of them, cant even share 1 with me?) im sure they gonna get famous, real famous. even me think that they are good. haha

TOPIC 2
yesterday, me and junjie, yes that famous QM of nccland CHS were surfing blog of one of the cadets. SEC 1 PART A cadet. at first we surfed his blog were to ‘stalk’ his so-called girlfriend. however we found that his ‘so called’ gf is 16 and dating some other guy instead. but but but, that isnt the main point coz that girl isnt super hot. then we continue to view his blog and bloody hell, WE SAW HIS PROFILE AND THATS A SECTION CALLED ‘PEOPLE I HATE’ AND U KNOW WAD? WE SAW ‘KWANG JOO THAT BASTARD CSM’ IN THAT SECTION. the more serious thing is we saw another name, below keefe. guess whos that name? i dun think i can say here. the person has the highest authorities of CHS NCC LAND. thats damn obvious clue. and that part A typed a middle finger beside that Sir’s name. im sure that part A cadet is gonna BURN IN HELL, maybe remain as REC till sec4. ask me for that sec1′s blog, im more than generous to tell u. dumb guy.

just came back from malaysia hospital. grandpa’s sick. get well soon. football manager 2009 released, and im gonna be 100% indulged in it. haha

wonder girls.

i think im suffering from some jealousy-illness. damn it. the more i dun want sth, the more i saw that sth.. i surfed around blogs and its like 90% of my friends are flying around this holiday. damn it, im seriously envious. envious and jealous is just a thin line separating, and i think i have crossed that line. but nvm, all i can tell myself is im gonna make lots of $$$ and tour the whole UNIVERSE, including the 8 planets + moon. that’s pretty much a motivation right?

but anyway, i think i have lots of televison shows and drama to fill my entire long holiday.
every weekdays, starting from 5pm..
5pm – 娱乐百分百
6pm – COFFEE PRICE re-aired
7pm – 十兄弟
9pm – that AIDS show on ch8. man, that show is 100X better than those stupid SEX TALK in school.

speaking of that, i think ar, the best way to brainwash teenagers NOT to have teenage sex WHICH leads to teenage pregancy is ask them to visit an INFANT shop. recently i and a few friends (sq, mer, thor) went to a departmental store (baby section) to buy PACIFIER for mervyn’s mum’s baby. his mum babysits children (thats not the main point). and so we 4 guys went to look for the PACIFIER and bloody hell u know wad, a pair of PACIFIERS cost bloody hell $12.10. which means 1 single of it is around $6. omg~ thats damn damn damn exp..

so desperate guys out there, dun try to have babies at this age. u cant afford it man. PACIFIER alone cost a bomb. i cant imagine other things like babycar, baby cart, baby milk, baby shirts and wadever thing can cost. wah nightmare. but overall, its a good experience. that experiece alone thought me a lot, 101X better than those stupid SEX TALK in school. u know, practically we learn much more!

and i changed a blogskin. looks refreshing right? and if u bloody hell dunno wad those japanese characters stand for, it reads ‘AYUMI HAMASAKI’. and if u bloody hell dunno whos she is, u really really ought to slap urself. hahaha~ recently ive been spamming her songs, nice songs of coz. but too bad, im not gonna buy her new album, coz im saving up.

and if this blogskin got any thing cock up or sth, please tell me immediately and i will revise it. u know, this is a world-famous blog, cant afford any minor errors right? wahahaha

kk got to go. REMEMBER, the PACIFIER STORY! think twice!

just watched the first half of blackburn V chelsea. its really a dumb match. heavy rain, lousy field (lousier than our very owned soft-ball pitch), stupid goal and indecisive ref.

u guys can go youtube and look for Anelka’s goal. its is SUPER dumb. Bosingwa attempted a long short from outside the box, and bloody hell he missed. but u know wad?! the shot hit Anelka’s bloody knee and deflected in… and Anelka still celebrated for it. omg~ the keeper is appealing for penaly, the short like hit the hand. i think so too, but ref kindda suck.

here are the comments by the netizens on other side of the world, watching the match too online too.

-chelsea have to be one of the most lucky teams out there, or is it thanks to the ref’s, im leaning towards the ref’s getting paid off by the russian

-mikel should be banned from football!

-luv it abramovich bought all the refs this season

-i think i saw obama on the stand (LOLOLOL at this statement, damn joker)

haha, i wont waste my time for second half. off to bentley’s CS server, he’s waiting..

3.35am now. gonna sleep after this short post. Badminton at Sengkang CC in around 6hours time.

and i think im some-what a hardcore gamer in the making. LAN this morning with friends, came back home FIFA 08, then 150 rounds (around there) of IceWorld with Bentley on his newly created BONG SERVER (and i won like 33% only -.-), then Red Alert 3 Shirkmish for 3 rounds and lastly i just played Football Manager 2009 DEMO version. im exposed/ addict to so many damn games. but nvm, thats one way to relax myself after the stupid Olevel.

Football Manager 2009 releasing on 14 Nov (think so), thus im trying the DEMO now first, to get myself familarise with it. but basically no much change, only the match-viewing change to 3D, no longer little cirlce running around. haha

Red Alert 3, basically im training my Allied army. i wanted to train my Empire of Rising Sun, but its too complicated.

am i speaking greek in this post? man, these are all the latest games okay!

after so much gaming, being a healthy boy, im going to excercice tmr! k bye

Cryocopter, Allied Unit.

Shinobi, Empire of the Rising Sun Unit.

Some stupid rocket launcher (dunno the name), Soviet Unit.
i dun use Soviet army.

pictures taken from: www.redalert3.com

CHINESE O LEVEL over liao!

bloody lame shit ass freaking paper. its either the school (beloved chinese department) over-prepared us OR i have an incredible clever smarty brain. i chose the latter, to make feel better and happier.

anyway just sth i would like to say. i think that if the paper is harder, the chance of me getting A1/A2 will be higher. the reasons are below. 原因如下:

1) the harder the paper, which means majority will also do not-so-well. in that situation, the national percentage will decrease. which means, distinction will be like 70 marks? around there. if u dun understand this simple rule-of-national-exam, u ought to die.

so now, the paper is mostly manageable for everyone (i asked like 1000 ppl who sat for it). which means the percentage will be like damn high? imagine, if its easy for us, it will be CHICKEN for people like over-aged CSM. so they will pull up the standard and wadever. so A1/A2 will be harder.

thats wad i think lar. those who think otherwise, dun KP me at my tagboard. my tagboard is reserved for sweet talkings and love messages.

2) easier the paper, markers may be stricter and catch mistakes thoroughly. if harder, they MAY be more merciful and stuffs liddat. simple logic, thats wad i think.

dun try to write a whole chunk of 驳论 on my tagboard to deny my thoughts hor!

last time, overall i think the paper 1 is okay. and the paper 2 is okay too.

paper 1: 报章读后感 + 公函
paper 2: lame, still can choose meh?

oh ya, my paper 1 is just spammer all the points and i used up more than half of the booklet. miraculously, i still got 15min to check thru and reduced my 错别字 to minimum.

definitely, im hoping for A1. lame, who doesnt?

last last last thing, i hate the word

SO MANY BLOODY HELL STROKES.. WAD 幼鹰 AND 母鹰.. WAPIANG EH…